My fellow retards,
Goats are special. Those in the Phonon DAO discord know this much. They are aware that goats are affectionate beings, with personalities and emotions and delicious legs when roasted over an open fire.
A friend of AZOR has been working on a digital goat series which look promising.
Many of you know phon/ongod is not a buyer or fan of NFTs. At best, many projects are dumb, and at worst they are straight money laundering. Cryptokitties holds a special place in this fair deacon’s heart because it was unique—it pushed boundaries, nearly halted the Ethereum chain, inspired so many to realize that base protocols can be used for much more than value transfer.
Most post-pussy NFTs are derivative and lack imagination. In a deep meditation phon/ongod realized the treasured data generated through natively mining phonons could be fed through a community-created data-string to generate art. These NFTs would be unique visual representations of the hexadecimal native phonon addresses.
Through further imagination it was realized that native phonons could be mapped onto more appealing types of NFTs, namely those of the greatest creature to trot this earth; the trusty goat.
What makes these NFTs special is that actual work goes into creating them. The plan is to design ~1 billion goat iterations with unique traits such as horn type, bags, hooves, color, etc. The entropy contained in a native phonon would be used to map onto each of these traits. Rather than some designer/pumper/artist who releases a bunch of jpegs for apes to buy, a community of phononites performs work to mine native phonons and is rewarded with a digital representation of a goat for their time and energy. This could put a more tangible value on native phonons, as users would likely desire goats with certain traits and value them more than boring goats (if there is such a thing).
Your phriendly deacon will continue to iterate on this idea and will deploy some of the G-Unit budget to help fund the design and creation of these NFTs. Goats will bring actual scarcity and value to NFTs because they cannot be purchased into existence—they must be created. There is actual work to fashion their form out of the chaos of non-existence.
Every new release of phonon mining cards sold on a Dutch auction could have a different animal as an NFT. Round 1 of mining cards will be goats. The community should think about what comes next.
Phonon DAO is out here casually shifting the very firmament on which the gods have built our blockchain future.
Tips to phonongod.eth will be invested in bounties that advance the Phonon project.
Hatemail to phonongod@protonmail.com will be scathingly considered.
Targets for the marketcap of PHONON DAO remain:
$1b by Q2 2022, $12b by EOY.
On the high end, $300b marketcap in 3 years.